Bye, bye, Blagojevich. I’ll read your book if you write one and always remember your hair fondly.
One Relevant Conversation From This Week, Relating To Stripping Paint Off Church Doors
MOM: They should’ve known not to use caulk before they painted.
ME (to Jordan): It’s unfortunate how close the word caulk sounds to. . .another word.
JORDAN: Oh god.
MOM: Helen is going to hire a stripper to do it.
ME (to Jordan): I wonder if the stripper would be willing to handle caulk.
JORDAN: I’m so glad you’re my sister.
One Relevant Conversation From This Week, Relating To Stripping Paint Off Church Doors
MOM: They should’ve known not to use caulk before they painted.
ME (to Jordan): It’s unfortunate how close the word caulk sounds to. . .another word.
JORDAN: Oh god.
MOM: Helen is going to hire a stripper to do it.
ME (to Jordan): I wonder if the stripper would be willing to handle caulk.
JORDAN: I’m so glad you’re my sister.
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