elope with me in private, and we'll set something ablaze

[mywholecry]

RACHEL: The next person who ignores me is getting beaten to death with a box of cookies.
ME: *consults boxes* Thin Mints weigh the most! I bet if we throw one and hit them in the neck at the right place, we could totally paralyze them!
INNOCENT BYSTANDER: . . .

That is what Girl Scouts discuss when you ignore them.

Also, I know I mentioned National Treasure fic last weekend, but I’m dead with cookies and math and exhaustion and SEVEN THOUSAND NEW FRECKLES and can’t find all the pages. So someday. But not today, because it’s 7:00, and I’m going to take a fucking nap.

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[astro_knight.livejournal.com]

You are intensely terrifying and I would like very much to have the Girl Scouts on my side in the event of a zombie or suchlike disaster. (Because a) y'all are pretty hardcore and b) you also have cookies, which = sustenance!)

In other news, FRECKLES ARE CUTE.

[mywholecry.livejournal.com]

Don't forget our handy outdoors skills! In case of zombie apocalypse, we could totally survive in the woods until we're able to, like, build an army or something. Whatever you do in case of zombies.

Freckles contribute to me looking like I'm twelve foreeeeever.