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mywholecry) wrote2009-03-07 07:06 pm
mywholecry) wrote2009-03-07 07:06 pm
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elope with me in private, and we'll set something ablaze
RACHEL: The next person who ignores me is getting beaten to death with a box of cookies.
ME: *consults boxes* Thin Mints weigh the most! I bet if we throw one and hit them in the neck at the right place, we could totally paralyze them!
INNOCENT BYSTANDER: . . .
That is what Girl Scouts discuss when you ignore them.
Also, I know I mentioned National Treasure fic last weekend, but I’m dead with cookies and math and exhaustion and SEVEN THOUSAND NEW FRECKLES and can’t find all the pages. So someday. But not today, because it’s 7:00, and I’m going to take a fucking nap.
ME: *consults boxes* Thin Mints weigh the most! I bet if we throw one and hit them in the neck at the right place, we could totally paralyze them!
INNOCENT BYSTANDER: . . .
That is what Girl Scouts discuss when you ignore them.
Also, I know I mentioned National Treasure fic last weekend, but I’m dead with cookies and math and exhaustion and SEVEN THOUSAND NEW FRECKLES and can’t find all the pages. So someday. But not today, because it’s 7:00, and I’m going to take a fucking nap.